We all know someone who’s defected to Australia. Heck, you might even be a defector yourself, blinded by political ignorance, fear of change, and whatever utterly insane thing you tell yourself at night while fighting back the tears.
That’s right – South Africa is undoubtedly the greatest place in the world, and sometimes it takes a trip overseas for us to see it. Every country has its own problems, but not every country has the natural beauty that we have on our doorstep.
If you’re sitting there shaking your head, you’re entitled to have your own sad, misguided opinion - but throw aside your Zumaphobia for just a second, and you’ll see that you need to come home, if only for a vacation.
South African Tourism agrees, and has put together a quirky and brutally honest appeal to expats down under to come home.
Starring local comedian Robby Collins, the video reminds wannabe-Aussies that everything is bigger and better in Mzansi.
Disagree? Shame, man.